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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 04:51
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Texas woman dies from brain-eating amoeba after cleaning sinuses with tap water - NBC News
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds Officially Reveals Nickelodeon Collaboration - Nintendo Life
No, not a chance
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Oakmont caddies look to fill roles during U.S. Open, on and off the bag - TribLIVE.com
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Scoop: Nike names Michael Gonda as chief communications officer - Axios
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Trump Punts on Crypto Divestment, Says If US Didn't Have Bitcoin 'China Would' - Decrypt
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
No go.
If an abortion doesn’t affect you, why do people make it a big deal?
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Can you wash a dog with washing liquid used for humans?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
If you were president, how would you make America "great again?"
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do almost all the girls on Quora look beautiful?
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!